Snoink!

by Matt Bellamy

Published January 20, 2008

In Poetry

This came from something Aet Lindling said in the chat - I noticed her say "I once found a man named Oink", and I said it sounded like the started of a limerick, so I decided to write it. Enjoy!

I once found a man named Oink,
Who went to a party with Snoink
He said he liked pigs,
So they ate a bunch of figs,
And now Snoink is married to Oink.

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scotty.knows
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scotty.knows commented Comment · Jan 22, 2008

Snoink, good luck and much...fertility...make pig babies!


...bad thoughts...bad thoughts...*PTSD*...*schizophrenia*...*dies*...

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Cade
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Cade commented Comment · Jan 22, 2008

This is the most worthless piece of crap EVER.

No OMG I loved it, I really did, Matt. Snoink, good luck and much...fertility...make pig babies!

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Areida
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Areida commented Comment · Jan 21, 2008

A beautiful piece about true love in its most perfect form. 'Mazing, Matt, just amazing.

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Jasmine Hart
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Jasmine Hart wrote a review Review · Jan 21, 2008

Haha. This was fun. It made me smile. I agree with Gryphon about "lots of figs". Think it would suit the rhythm better. If I really want to nit pick, I can suggest adding a syllabyl to the first line. I'd also suggets finding a new rhyme in the last line...but nothing really rhymes with "oink"...anyway....if I stay any longer I'll ramble (even more) so I should leave this fun poem now...

Jas

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Twit
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Twit commented Comment · Jan 21, 2008

Ah, Snoink, I'm sure we all wish you much happiness with your Oink. ^.~

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Samantha Eliza
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Samantha Eliza commented Comment · Jan 21, 2008

Haha, this is hilariously cute! The most random things are thought up during computer conversations XD.

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Reyu
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Reyu commented Comment · Jan 21, 2008

Boink rhymes :)

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Joeducktape
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Joeducktape wrote a review Review · Jan 21, 2008

Aet:

That is the deepest, most profound thing I have ever read.

XD

kittykat wrote:hehehe..funny... Snoink got married! Why wasn't I invited to the wedding??


Haha. Yes, Snoink, I would love to see the wedding pictures.

Teh Wozzinator wrote a review Review · Jan 21, 2008

Snoink wrote:First reaction: EEP! I wasn't playing neopets... honest!

Second reaction: Wait... this is in narrative poetry. Weird...

Third reaction: *click*

Fourth reaction: ...wtf?

Fifth reaction: I'm married!

So yeah. I am speechless.


haha, funny

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kittykat
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kittykat commented Comment · Jan 21, 2008

hehehe..funny... Snoink got married! Why wasn't I invited to the wedding??

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Snoink
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Snoink commented Comment · Jan 21, 2008

First reaction: EEP! I wasn't playing neopets... honest!

Second reaction: Wait... this is in narrative poetry. Weird...

Third reaction: *click*

Fourth reaction: ...wtf?

Fifth reaction: I'm married!

So yeah. I am speechless.

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Teague
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Teague commented Comment · Jan 21, 2008

xD I love random Chat conversations that lead to fun little poems.

Beautifully done. *applauds*

-Saint Razorblade
The Official YWS Pirate :pirate3:

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Wolf
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Wolf wrote a review Review · Jan 21, 2008

Haha, this is awesome!
Snoink must be the only thing ever that rhymes with oink. This is so cute...sorry I couldn't be of any help, but it IS a limerick.

Cheers,
Camille :D

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Teh Wozzinator
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Teh Wozzinator commented Comment · Jan 21, 2008

haha, nice job Matt--i wouldn't of done that well...but Snoink was part my idea. lol! well...wait, maybe i said spoink...argh...lol

GryphonFledgling wrote a review Review · Jan 21, 2008

Hehe, this was great. It's been a long time since I've seen a limerick. I guess they don't pop up much in my daily life.

My only problem with it is "a bunch of figs." It just doesn't seem to fit into the meter of the limerick. Perhaps "lots of figs" would work better.

Anyway, I applaud you and your whimsical rhyme. I'm glad they were able to find happiness together. ;)

~GryphonFledgling

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Via
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Via commented Comment · Jan 21, 2008

Figs must be a very strong aphrodisiac XD

Very cute matt, very cute! Seriously...nothing rhymes with oink! Haha!

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Lady Sydney
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Lady Sydney commented Comment · Jan 21, 2008

Lol. Aww, that's cute! ^_^ Congrats to Mr. and Mrs. Oink! Nice idea, Matt.

~*Syd*~



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